Dirty Details with Vince and Veronica

Q: Does size matter?

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Veronica’s Opinion

I believe that this is one of those preferences that is completely up to the person receiving the length and girth to decide. So, it depends. If you’re a female and are only into a porn movie-sized penis, then you may be unsatisfied with a member smaller than this. But, if you’re not extremely sexually active and you encounter genitalia this size, you may end up quiet sore with a slight waddle in the morning.

I will not go into deep personal detail, but in my experience, size DOES NOT matter. It’s all what you do with it. You may be gifted in size but may lack enthusiasm between the sheets. You may also be average or less than average and be able to bend and flip and leave your partner panting in pleasure. I know that many men become best friends with their penises as they play with, scratch, adjust and fondle it most of their lives. Many end up worrying about their size, but chill out! Women don’t care! (And if a girl does care, she’s probably a shrew anyway.)

If you’re afraid that you’re not hung like a horse, then brush up with a kama sutra book or look for some online tips. An orgasm is an orgasm, and your partner is not going to care how she got it.

My advice, for penises big and small, is to treat her like you can’t keep your hands off her and that you want to rip her clothes off (if she wasn’t going to get mad at you for ruining her favorite sweater) in less than a second. There is nothing sexier than feeling wanted. Push her up against the wall, make it hot and steamy and don’t be greedy; satisfy her needs. There is no bigger turn on than a guy who is passionate and selfless. If you really want to please her, make her feel wanted. It doesn’t matter what size penis you have.

Now, if this was asked in a female perspective about bra size…this again is answered with it doesn’t matter. Breasts don’t do anything anyway; they simply sit there for years waiting for their moment to lactate. Yet, breasts have been swooned over by men for centuries.

Growing up it seems that young girls are given the impression that having huge breasts makes you sexy. LIES. Yes, cleavage is pretty, boys like to play around with your girls, but big boobs can be annoying and get in the way. (Plus, I think many people have seen a pair of unpleasant/trashy looking knockers that are simply unappealing as they fall out of some 40-year-old woman’s tank top.) Small chests can still be extremely sexy. It’s just how you present yourself, and everyone has different preferences in what they find attractive anyway.

So, for all of you out there: SIZE DOESN’T MATTER. Be glad for what you’ve got and put it to good use. That’s all that really matters.

Vince’s Opinion

Well that depends on who you ask. Some women say that size doesn’t matter, but some say it does. Don’t let them fool you. It does matter. The size of a man is very important. It has a huge impact on all aspects of sexual activity. The size of a man’s knob can affect his attitude sexually and it will affect how sex feels, mostly for the girl.

The size of man can affect his confidence level and overall attitude about sex. It is hard to be confident when you’re packing…well, not much of anything. For example, I am very confident. The more confidence the man has, the better everything is going to be. First impressions are important to both men and women during the first hook up, so the first time he whips it out, ladies, tell me size doesn’t matter. The majority of women would probably be disappointed when their man pulls out a blade of grass rather than a tree branch. The ladies who get to be with a man who is well endowed probably will tell you they have a more pleasurable sexual experience. Also it depends on what turns the girl on. From personal experience, girls like the fact that I’m not petite. Other girls might not be the same…but I doubt it.

In my opinion, size does matter, but some say it’s the motion of the ocean that matters. I have given you my answer and if you don’t believe me, ask someone of the opposite sex. Along with this question I think that everyone should diversify his or her sexual skills to make up for what they are lacking. Perhaps men that are not as gifted could specialize in other forms of pleasuring women manually or orally.

Posted by Veronica Kale on Oct 13 2010. Filed under Dirty Details, Lifestyle. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.