Dirty Details with Vince and Veronica

Q: Pubic hair—what does the opposite sex expect and/or prefer?

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Veronica’s Opinion

I feel like this is definitely one of those topics that worries females more than males. I know that in my circle of friends this has been a repeated topic of discussion. What do boys like? What do they expect? To wax or to shave? Landing strip or hardwood floor? The thing to remember though, is that everyone has different preferences and your grooming choice isn’t going to please everyone.
When listening into guys’ conversations, it becomes so obvious how different everyone’s tastes are. I’ve heard comments from, “That girl had the worst bush ever,” to “I just felt like I was messing around with a 12-year-old because she was bare down there.”

From an ambiguous standpoint, I think that whether you are male or female, it’s always nice to trim things up. Not only does it keep you more clean and fresh, but also if you are to hook-up with someone, you’re not making him or her take a safari in the jungle.  I’m not saying that you have to completely mow your lawn, but a slight snip and trim can make a large difference. No one wants to put their face in an untamed patch of pubes.

From a female standpoint, I believe that if a guy expects you to feel the pain of razor burn down below, then he too should manicure his package; the “eye for an eye” scenario, if you will. However, in my personal opinion, I like a little hair on my guy. Hair is natural and I expect it when I go down there.

So, what does the opposite sex expect? Everyone’s different so there’s no solid answer. Everyone has hair though, so I doubt a sexual partner would be surprised to see some.

The best solution that I can suggest is to keep your parts the way you like to keep them, and if someone has a problem with it, tell them that they can pleasure themselves that night.

Vince’s Opinion

Picture this; you’re finally (or suddenly) hooking up with this gorgeous girl. On your way “down there” though, you get lost in a jungle of pubic hair. Now you’re unsure whether to grab a condom or a machete to continue your journey. I am sure that most guys can share this same horror story about at least one of their encounters.

So take note ladies: Rule #1 KEEP IT NORTH OF THE VALLEY! Guys really don’t care beyond that, as long as it’s maintained. You can go bald with the Brazilian wax or add a little character with a landing strip—we like it all.

Now I know this whole pubic maintenance concept is a two way street, but the fact is society does not hold guys to the same high standard as girls. I highly encourage you all to be gentlemen though, so I will now propose a few easy-to-follow steps for guys to use.

Step 1: Buy a set of electric clippers.

Step 2: Put a guard on said clippers. Make sure you are comfortable with the guard you select, no need to risk it all.

Step 3: Make sure you have the guard on secure! I have come within millimeters of disaster on several occasions and I wish that evil upon no one.

Step 4: Please groom responsibly. Though you might find it hilarious to have the Nike swoosh imprinted on your canvas, she isn’t looking for laughs down there. Keep it simple.

Now I know that this advice is not universal—some people are into the all-natural look—but I also know that you cannot go wrong with a little upkeep. If you’ve never trimmed the hedges, give it a try. It may turn out to be your cup of tea, but don’t fret if you hate it—it’ll always grow back.

Posted by Veronica Kale on Nov 3 2010. Filed under Dirty Details, Lifestyle. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.