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Uncle Edgar’s Extremely Good Advice

Hello, dear readers, and welcome to Uncle Edgar’s Extremely Good Advice Column. Here, every couple of weeks or so, I’ll give you some real good advice based on letters from you, the readers! Today’s letter comes from a sophomore n...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

Another lonely Saturday has passed, but I figured I didn’t have to sulk. You never have to sulk. I don’t know why I was sulking. Anyway… The end of the year is approaching and I can honestly say that I’ve still never been on...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

I definitely had an interesting weekend. I went out with my girls, had plenty of drinks, made some mistakes, and learned from them. All in one night. I also went to a formal, and it was pretty fun if I say so myself. I looked nice...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

Why are my Saturdays always forsaking me? Lately there has literally been nothing worth remembering (or forgetting for that matter) that happens during my weekends. It’s gotten so bad that I call my mom just to sit on the phone wi...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

The weather is killing me slowly on the inside. If it snows anymore… I really might have to blow something (or someone) up. Kidding. I’m totally kidding. But can spring be here already? It’s what I want right now. Anywho, I haven’...

Dusty employee positions

CNU administrative priorities are unclear (and unclean). Let me set the scene for you. I’m an event staff supervisor on campus. I’m in charge of setting up rooms for classes, clubs, Greek life activities, you name it. On this part...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

Spring break was awesome. I spent time with my family, and that was it. See, my family moved to some far away land while I was at school so I have no friends there, and I’m never home long enough to make any. So I spend time with ...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

ALERT! “SCANDAL” IS RETURNING TOMORROW! I love “Scandal.” Can you tell? (It’s a TV show for those who don’t know.) Spring Break is so close. Can this week get any better? Well it could, if I had a man… Let me not go there. Eh, I g...

A: Bachelorette’s Ballad

Another week, and I am still single. The best part is that I’m fine with that. I really have put my trust in the man upstairs, and He has never failed me before. So I’m good. I do want to talk a little about Valentine’s Day though...