What people had to say: She is one of those people on campus that always has a huge smile and great attitude. She is constantly doing things for CNU and is hardly ever recognized for her service.  Julia has made an effort to know and invest in a ton of people on campus and has devoted her time to getting involved on campus.

Involvement: Phi Mu, RA, FDA, Rotaract, PLP (and facilitator), Honors, did the Habitat trip for two years, Center for Liberal Learning as a Spanish Tutor, NRHH, SVEA, Relay for Life Committee and Honor Societies: ODK, Psi Chi, Sigma Delta Pi & Alpha Mu Gamma

Jennifer Hause

What people had to say: Jen has been on Habitat stuff for some time and she ALWAYS picks up the slack.  Whenever someone didn’t want to do something, forgot to do something, or didn’t do it right she’d be there to pick up the pieces and put it all back together again.  She does not complain, keeps a positive attitude, is a team player, and is one of the hardest working people I know.  She truly cares for people and tries to serve not only her friends, but also the campus and community in general.

Involvement: VP of Habitat for Humanity (2 years), been on 3 Habitat spring break trips, PLP, member of Rotaract, e-board member of SHRM, and I think does that SBI I thing in the business school where they help businesses in the community fix their business plans and be a more profitable/efficient business.  She also held a full-time internship for a year and balanced that with class and didn’t give up her extracurriculars or her other commitments.

Nikki Odderstol

What people had to say:  Nikki is one of those unique people who always looks for the positive in every situation and never judges people.  She also is a servant leader with respect to being a team player and helping encourage and serve the group in ways that are not always noticed. Always calm, positive, and willing to sacrifice to make the group happy. Her passion and attitude are contagious and you are one of the best listeners I know. She always cares for people and is always fun. It makes her an extremely awesome person to be around and a person that this campus has strongly benefited from these past four years and will miss when you graduate!

Involvement: ASA member & House Ministry Leader, Greek Intervarsity Executive Team Member, PLP SLAP Week facilitator, internship in Panama, London ILA trip, Newark spring break trip this year, Nate and Nikki En la Noche radio show, works in the Office of Counseling Services,Resident Assistant 2009-2010,

Chris Urie

What people had to say: Chris literally does everything and he sets out to do  with willingness and passion.  He is looked up to on campus as a leader and have certainly left his mark.  He always wants to make a difference not only on our campus, but also in the local community and even traveled to Africa to make a difference.  With all he does locally and globally, he is definitely deserving of an award about service and campus involvement.

Involvement: the service fraternity Alpha Phi Omega, Habitat spring break trip, PLP (facilitator), student director for orientation, RA multiple years, bio major, Student Manager of Campus Visits for the Admissions Office, Executive Board of the Delta Upsilon

Nate Morris

What people had to say: when I think of someone at CNU who most deserves recognition for service, it’s Nate. He’s one of those people whom I’m not really convinced actually sleeps at night because of how much time, effort, and energy he puts into all the things he does. He truly goes above and beyond in absolutely everything. just a friend, he takes his responsibilities seriously and gives 110%. He also demonstrates selfless service on the reg as well as servant leadership

Involvement:  Student Assembly VP, Young Life leader, radio show host or. Student leader in service trips to Newark, N.J. Accepted into the Teach for America program.

Kathryn Fitzgerald

What people had to say: Also someone at CNU who most deserves recognition for service. Kathryn, constantly impresses me with how she handles anything and everything that she is faced with. integrity, a commitment to do well, and a commitment to fun (which is essential to success). Whether it’s making a decision, organizing something, forming a plan, etc., she approaches it with a strong set of values and a positive attitude. She also cares for others selflessly and she is constantly looking out for the best interests of those around her. I know that she has contributed so, so much to CNU with her time here, she will be greatly missed here

Involvement:  PLP Canon scholar, Habitat for Humanity CNU chapter founder and president, H4H Spring Break Alternative participant and coordinator, Orientation leader, ILA presenter, poster presentation at APEE’s annual conference in Vegas, presenter at VAE’s annual conference in VA Beach

Jeremy Bourne

What people had to say:  Jeremy is another outstanding student who miraculously balances a bazillion different responsibilities and still carries them all out with care, integrity, and a positive attitude. He also goes out of his way to be there for others. He’s always conscious of how he’s contributing to the betterment of that organization and intentionally goes out of his way to be a servant leader and encourage those around him. I am constantly inspired by how hard he works and how great of an example he sets in all that he does – he adds so much to CNU campus life and I think he is one who deserves recognition for it.

Involvement: RA, a brother and leader in KDR, President of Greek Intervarsity. Also just an individual a student is bound to see most often at CNU events and functions.

Emily Cole

What people had to say: anyone on the Captain’s Log may not be the favorite of everyone here right now, but I think that Emily does deserve recognition for the service she’s done at CNU, regardless of the negative consequences that her job oftentimes carries. Emily is a student who chooses what she wants to devote her time and energy to, and then commits to it whole-heartedly. Her main campus life responsibility is the Captain’s Log. I am constantly so, so impressed by what she gives to her Greek organization ASA. She always goes out of her way to be there for others, takes the time to care for all 101 sisters individually whenever she can, and strives to live out values of showing concern for others and carrying herself with integrity. She won the highest award in her sorority because everyone recognizes her as a sister who seeks to selflessly serve ASA and everyone in it. And while this is just a description of what she does in one organization, I’m convinced that she carries herself in the same way in everything else she’s involved in. I do think that she deserves recognition for serving at CNU.

Involvement: Sister of Alpha Sigma Alpha, Editor of the Captain’s Log.

John Scott

What people had to say:  He’s a really solid person who seeks to be a servant leader and care for others intentionally. He’s done a lot for CNU’s campus over the past few years just by investing in fellow students. He is a student who frequently goes above and beyond the call to selflessly serve others.

Involvement: Brother of Sigma Phi Epsilon, House ministry leader through Greek IV, impact player in Greek IV (helping launch it), also very active in the Religious Studies department giving presentations.

Nathan Davidson

What people had to say: He has volunteered back at his home church since Freshman year every Sunday, and helps with the Sunday school as well as any special events going on. He also is a Tour Guide manager in Admissions and has been for the past two years and has done a phenomenal job at serving the new ambassadors (and students for that matter). Nathan ALWAYS has time for other people and always strives to improve people’s circumstances wherever he is.

Involvement: He is a member of the honors program and Pre-Med Scholars, which has allowed him to do volunteering within the local hospitals. He has also been a facilitator for orientation, and has maintained incredible grades, Manager of Training in the Admissions Office, Co-developer of the University’s Admitted Freshman Day.

Crystal Zemaiduk

What people had to say: Crystal has done SO MUCH for Alpha Phi Omega over the past four years. She has been the president for the past two years and has brought service back to the organization. She has partnered with Hines Middle School and has established an excellent connection between Hines and CNU. She really does have service in her core values and shows this every day. The fact that a service organization is her number one says a lot! She also works at the Welcome Desk of the DSU! And has worked catering and Ferguson Staff in her time here. Attitude goes a long way and she helps create an amazing atmosphere.

Involvement: APO including E-board, serving the university in a variety of positions

Jennifer Wittenberg

What people had to say: Jenn is a member of numerous organizations on campus, but is a more silent type. She needs to be recognized for what she does because she does it in such a selfless way. She has been a member of Alpha Phi Omega for two years, which shows her dedication to service. She is also a member of Campus Activities Board for two years and has really been a “silent inspiration” to those on her committee. She is a motivator for sure, and also double checks to make sure stuff is getting done. She is also a member of Catholic Campus Ministries and has served on the leadership team for that organization. Another student: Jen is awesome and has really done a lot with CCM throughout her CNU career. She led a retreat  geared toward freshman in which she did an awesome job coordinating and serving the younger students.

Involvement: APO, Campus Activities Board, CCM

Kim Wenz

What people had to say: Kim is extremely friendly and always has something nice to say. She will always make time for people and is devoted and invested in serving others. She is one of those people who you can just feel the genuineness from.

Involvement: Kim is involved in Cru and is a social work major, vice president of Phi Alpha, the social work honor society. She traveled to Costa Rica with CNU for a service trip last summer and I know she has also been to Tanzania. She will be going back there after graduation.

Tom Whaling

What people had to say: Tom is an incredible servant and leader. He is another Student who slides under the radar quite often but the name of his game is serving others. His care and compassion for the growth and satisfaction of others has not gone unnoticed by staff and students.

Involvement: Men’s Leadership Program, Founding member of Blue Crew, Varsity Baseball

Jett Johnson

What people had to say: Jett has gone above and beyond the call of duty as a student. He has fought for the rights and benefits of students since day one in a variety of mediums on campus. More than anyone can count Jett has been the voice of the students to the administration. He instituted the Safe Ride program at CNU to encourage safer weekends and has one of the best attitudes about adversity Students or Faculty have ever seen.

Involvement: Student Assembly President, Standards Board of Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity, Student Director of Orientation, Founder and Director of the Safe Ride program.

Daniel Blakely

What people had to say: Daniel is one of those members of campus that usually has a cynical attitude and to the casual observer he wouldn’t seem like much of an impact player in the service scene of CNU. He often neglects to talk about all the things he does but Daniel is extremely committed to serving others. He has devoted countless hours into the service of his organizations many of which times he would never talk about. Recognition isn’t big on Daniel’s list, but service is.

Involvement: Best Buddies, Special Olympics, SigEp E-board, Crew Leader, IFC President, Ferguson Fellow, CHECS panel member, 2nd year RA in JR

Carley Everett

What people had to say: Carley is an underrated leader on this campus. She is an individual who could turn ANYONE’s day around with one of her infectious smiles. We believe the reason they are so effective is because of how much she genuinely cares about who she is talking with (and that is everyone at CNU). Carley is an incredible individual and excels at everything she does which is evident by the fact that she essentially always invited back for more years of service in whatever she is doing. Anyone who has had the opportunity to work with Carley would certainly approve of this recommendation.

Involvement: ASA, 2 year Crew Leader, RA one year FDA 2 years

Hector Feliciano-Ayala

What people had to say: Hector is the definition of High Speed and Class in an individual. Not only does he excel at everything he does but he does it all with a certain distinction that is not shared by all of his counterparts. He has a compassion and a care for other people that is unparalleled. His service towards other organizations is unrelenting and it is clear through the way that he treats everyone around him.

Involvement:  Crew Leader, Men’s Basketball Player, SAAC, Building Supervisor (KF please add more! PLP Canon Scholar, recipient of Honors stipend, participated in Spring Break trip to Newark, NJ, participated in a trip with Athletes in Action, interned at Canon, VA, they have service they do with basketball but I can’t remember what it’s called, like a mentoring thing

Greg Rafal

What people had to say: Greg is another member of campus who not only excels at everything he does but steps up to the plate at every available opportunity. He never misses a chance to set the example and serve his organizations and other people.

Involvement: KDR, IFC e-board, RA, Crew Leader, ODK

Jenny Hager

What people had to say: Jenny is an incredibly impressive member of campus. She has not wasted anytime jumping at opportunities to get involved and serve her campus and organizations. She is another student who relentlessly displays her commitment to serving others through every interaction she has with people.

Involvement: Pearls, Phi Mu President, Crew Leader, Panhellenic E-board – VP of Recruitment 2010-2011, Student Worker in Student Affairs Office, University Fellow for Student Success for 2012-2013

“My favorite memory was when Ace Enders played in the Trible Plaza for Springfest in 2010. The weather was beautiful, Springfest was great and it was the perfect ending to an awesome day. Getting to chat with him didn’t hurt either.”

Jenna Smead

“I could never forget all the great times I shared with my friends over at Coloring Club. We’ve been through so much together the last four years: making hand turkeys every Thanksgiving, joking about maternal velociraptors, crying on each others’ shoulders at Relay for Life and even inventing new uses for Cadbury chocolate eggs. I’m really going to miss those weekly debates about Crayola versus Roseart, but I know the new officers are going to do us proud.”

Nicole Jean

“My favorite memory at CNU would have to be the summer orientation before freshman year. As a member of the President’s Leadership Program, my orientation was a week long and one of the best experiences of my life. I met the people who would become some of my closest friends and it was what got me excited to come back in the fall and start my college career.”

Jennifer Brown

“My favorite memories were drinking before Saturday afternoon football games and getting the chance to play college football.”

Mike Schoeffel

“My favorite CNU memories are those I spend with my business fraternity, Alpha Kappa Psi. From attending Principled Business Leaders Institute with everyone and National Convention with my grandlittle Nate Childress, to Yellow Rose Formal and simply hanging out on the weekends, I will never forget the times I had with my brothers.”

Emily McHugh

“I never ended up going to Hollydazzle in City Center during the Christmas time until my senior year. My roommate and I had a blast and I would definitely come back to Newport News post-graduation just to go to that again.”

Allison Throckmorton

“Playing golf for CNU. The year I played, we won two or three tournaments in a row. Just the whole bonding of the team, we took the team from not really being recognized to becoming more known throughout the conference.”

Chris Martin

“It’s not one specific event, but I would say that it is being a part of the football team—all the friendships I made and all the triumphs that we had on the field.”

Kemp Davis

“One of my favorite memories from CNU was when I was a sophomore living in JR. Close to winter break, my suitemates and I thought it would be a great idea to play cards in the elevator while wearing Christmas-themed hats and sharing a bowl of Christmas M&Ms. We rode the elevator up and down the floors, continuing our game of Go Fish and offering M&Ms to anyone who joined us, even ever-so briefly. However, when we reached the ground floor, after riding up and down several times, the front desk assistants told us we had to stop. I still look back on pictures we took from that night and laugh! ”

Kelly Barry

“I would say one of my best memories at CNU would be University Reading Day Eve, simply because everyone is so stressed out about finals and this day gives us an opportunity to set down the books and pick up a cold beverage of choice. It’s a day all CNU students have in common and can relate to, which entices us all to get a little Captain in us and celebrate the near end of a semester full of work while also having the luxury of a day off to get back on track. Reading Day Eve is definitely one of the best memories I have at CNU solely because we all have the same goals: party.”

Chase Cox

“One of my favorite memories at CNU includes getting pied in the face for our Pie-A-Pearl event. So gross, but so worth it!”

Renee Okuda

“The hippie tree freshman year that got blocked and then cut. I liked to climb it and then get yelled at by faculty not to do so.”

Timothy Toler

“Freshman year: the friends and memories made that year have never been bested. We’ve all stayed friends throughout the years, despite the different directions we’ve gone in. Even now. ‘Do a barrel roll!’ And who could forget the ice cream social? Or the Fear Factory when Elizabeth and Daniel wouldn’t take their hands out of that ice water? Or the Happy Meal milkshake? ‘And then they thought we were crazy…that’s usually how all our stories end.’ I love you guys, and always will.”

Stephanie Barstow

“Taking my last exam. I feel like it’s going to be an action movie and there’s an explosion in the background and I’m slowly walking away from it. I’m looking forward to finishing exams and my future endeavors.”

Kevin Vogel

“I’ll go with student programming, specifically Fallfest because of all the student organizations that came together.”

Antonio Lenyear

“My favorite memory from CNU was Springfest last year. I was so excited that CAB brought my favorite band ever—Valencia—to campus!”

Holly Williman

“It was probably Welcome Week four years ago when I was a freshman because I didn’t know what was coming next or how much I would change and grow as a person over the course of the next four years.”

Kyle Redican

“Crew leading for Orientation 2011 is probably my favorite memory as a whole—absolutely amazing people who turned into great friends! And getting to know all of the incoming freshmen, who are the future of CNU, was so much fun.”

Laurel Manges

“First football season tailgating as a 21-year-old!”

Isabella Pence-Lanctot

“The Relay for Life last year stands out, the one that was outside on the track. I stayed out there the entire time, walking the track and playing pick-up games of soccer.”

Pierce Yarberry

“I really loved in-between classes, sitting in the library and Einstein’s. I’m always finding a friendly face and someone to chat with. That’s one of my favorite things to do.”

Julia Locklear

“Every day spent working with the people I love at Einstein’s. I have been with the cafe since Welcome Week of my freshman year and I cannot even begin to imagine my college life without all of the wonderful people I’ve been so lucky to call not just co-workers, but absolutely amazing friends.”

Krista Borling

“Crew leading in summer 2011. It was amazing. #swagger.”

Greg Rafal

“Buffalo chicken wraps, all-nighters in the 24/7 room, bagel sandwiches, the Great Lawn in the springtime, watching a lot of buildings slowly tower over campus, football games and Sara Bareilles!”

Destiny Morrow

“My freshman year I had planned to have this party of the season premiere of ‘Heroes.’ I bought a bunch of candy and cheap decorations and I reserved the multipurpose room in Potomoc South. I expected maybe 10 or so of my friends to show up at the most. But apparently my Facebook event got out to a lot of people, many I didn’t even know, and I ended up having almost 40 people show and it was so much fun. We even made a tradition that, for the rest of that year, as many of us as possible would come to that room on Monday and watch ‘Heroes’ together.”

Jay Banks

“Mudsliding the night before finals fall semester freshman year was the perfect stress reliever before exams.”

Taylor Tuckerman

“I love that the friends I made on my hall freshman year are still my closest friends today. That was my favorite part about CNU—getting to spend my four years here growing alongside great friends.”

Corrie Mitchell

“Nice days, hanging out on the Great Lawn.”

Lauren Hall

“Joining Alpha Sigma Alpha and finding friends for life there. CNU would never have been the same experience without Olivia, Kelly, Katie, Codie and Carley. I can’t believe it has been four years already!”

Kelsey Walsh

“A Facebook introduction, numerous instances of photo stalking and an awkward phone call was all we shared before making our way to CNU. A room with two sets of furniture and only one mattress welcomed us into our new home. Our room quickly became a tropical paradise, with construction paper palm trees and picturesque beaches pinned to its walls. Our conversations got longer, our laughter got louder and our friendship became stronger. Weekly lunch dates began, scheduled gym visits were made and our differing schedules were learned. Rushing to catch trains, snowflake making, backpack tripping, toilet paper stashing and late night laughter were only highlights of one of the best years of our lives. As our time at CNU progressed, so did our friendship. Bible studies, continued lunch dates and numerous sleepovers later, we are closer than we ever thought possible. Thank you, Mrs. Chelsea Tekesky, for being such a wonderful friend throughout our years at CNU. I am so excited to see where life takes us both, but one thing is for sure: you will always be my best friend!”

Rebecca Smith

“One of my favorite memories recently happened: the dance concert through TheatreCNU, ‘A Delicate Balance.’ It brings together students who share a passion for dance from many different departments at CNU and allows us to create beautiful art and together create a wonderful artistic community. Being able to end my undergrad with the people I’ve danced with for three years was really meaningful.”

Bridget Lundberg

“From the moment I moved into York East 3A in 2008, I have loved my friends at CNU more than anything. I love the friendships I’ve maintained since freshman year, my incredible sisters in ASA and the passionate and hard-working staff of The Captain’s Log.”

Emily Cole

“Meeting Krista Borling, who is now like a little sister to me. I have met some wonderful people here at CNU.”

Brandi Swope

“I love the friends that I’ve made. I have friends that are my family now and we’ve been like that since freshman year. I love that I made friends that I can call when I’m 80. That’s my favorite part.”

Carolyn McCombus

“My favorite memory was during my freshman year when it snowed a lot over the weekend. All of my friends decided to take a tour of CNU in the snow and took pictures along the way. Literal freeze tag, walking through the arches, finding a missing sign, posing with Captain Chris…I’m going to miss you guys!”

Natalie Shapiro

“My favorite memories at CNU come from my time on S1S. From late night volleyball games to bouncy ball wars, to the red raccoons dodgeball team, my freshman hall made my freshman year a year I will never forget. Love you guys!”

Alex Powers

My freshman year brought mixed emotions. I was excited to head to college and experience something new, but I didn’t see myself at quite so small of a school. I had my heart set on a big school, any school with big sports, because that is what I envisioned college to be about. Little did I know that college isn’t about a brand name school or Division I football, it’s about what you do with your time there.

I didn’t realize it at the time but the experiences I had and the memories I made on my freshman year hall would stick with me and help shape the student I became…even if there were some interesting times and impromptu trips to Lion’s Bridge in the middle of the night.

My advice to freshmen—remember all those times you’ve had with your hallmates, and friends you met otherwise. Don’t feel guilty when you want to lay on the York Lawn on a beautiful day instead of being in the library…there are plenty of hours of darkness for that. Go to Einstein’s just to people watch. Curse the fact that you may not have a car and you have to walk to Harris Teeter for Red Bull and study snacks. Those are the things you’ll smile about in four years. Oh, and enjoy your first all-nighter, even though it won’t be your last.

My sophomore year was a blur, but it was also my absolute favorite year of college. I lived with my best friends in PoNo, I could visit my other friends in JR, and I was no longer the littlest fish in the pond. It was also when I moseyed on up to The Captain’s Log staff at the club fair and asked if they needed help copy editing. Well, they had a place for me and now I’m almost done with my role as Editor in Chief. Sophomore year also brought me to my home away from home in Alpha Sigma Alpha.

My advice to sophomores is to look back on this year, and hopefully you’ll be able to see how far you’ve come since you were a freshman. I was able to see how great CNU could be, but I had to get involved first.

The life of an upperclassman becomes fast-paced and more intense. Junior year I moved off campus, and realized how different it was not to have McMurran right outside my doorstep, or the library just a few steps away. But it gave me the experience I needed to learn how to pay rent and bills, become a commuter student and start thinking about graduation course requirements.

Juniors, don’t sweat it, because if you stress about your future too much it can take hold of your sanity. Just relax, get everything done and keep having fun. Most of all, get excited for senior year.

The end of this editorial is synonymous with the end of my college career, and I don’t want it to stop. Senior year went by the quickest, but I’m glad I got to share it with all of my fellow Captains. I wish I had the space to write about every memory and person at CNU who has inspired me.

I’ve enjoyed every moment as Editor in Chief of Volume 43 of The Captain’s Log, especially the tough times, and look forward to seeing how the campus and newspaper continue to grow long after I’m gone.

You stay classy, CNU.

By Douglas Orleski / The Captain's Log

By Darryl Fetz
darryl.fetz.09@cnu.edu

Taking a spin on the drama infused “21 Jump Street” television show of the late ‘80s, the newly released “21 Jump Street” relies on laughs. The movie is a continuation of the TV show but is set 20 or so years in the future. The Jump Street program is still around, where young-looking cops infiltrate high schools to bust drug rings.

From the moment they enter the police academy smart guy Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and football player/prom king Jenko (Channing Tatum) realize that they need each other to survive. Even though they started off in different cliques in high school, Schmidt and Jenko become best friends in the police academy and get assigned as bike cops together. After their first big bust, Jenko doesn’t know his Miranda rights, and the perpetrator is released.

With their police careers in doubt, the two screw-ups are assigned to Jump Street, where they are placed in a high school to find a synthetic drug ring. The two cops are set up as brothers and they go back to live at Schmidt’s house. This is when the fun truly starts, as the two go back to school and find out just how different high school is.

One hilarious thing about this comedy is that it recognizes the stereotypes that movies like this usually play on. Ice Cube plays the stereotype of the angry black captain that is seen in many cop movies, but does so perfectly.

The very first thing he says when addressing the Jump Street patrol is that “I’m black, and I worked my ass off to be the captain… and sometimes I get angry.”

Most high school movies revolve around the cliques that exist within the school, like the jocks, the nerds and the goths. When Jenko and Schmidt go back to school, they encounter groups they have never seen before, such as hipsters, and they find out that being popular has changed.

Back in the day, Jenko was cool because he picked on people and didn’t care about anything. These days Eric Molson (Dave Franco) is the coolest kid in school even though he has an eco-friendly car and sticks up for people instead of picking on them.

The bromance that develops between Schmidt and Jenko is hilarious all the way through, especially when the tables are turned and Schmidt becomes the cool kid while Jenko hangs out with the nerds.

Channing Tatum isn’t the best actor in the world, but he plays the part of an oblivious tough guy to perfection. One of the most ironic parts of the movie is that Tatum isn’t the main love interest in the movie, like he almost always is, but Jonah Hill becomes the popular guy with a girl.

The heart of this movie is Hill, in part because he is one of the two stars but also because he co-wrote the story. Hill has dropped an absurd amount of weight since his Superbad days, and looks like a new person. Back in the day the movie would have revolved around Hill being an overweight cop, but now the movie can take different storylines. Seeing Hill dressed up as both Slim Shady and Peter Pan are some of the best parts of the movie.

Overall some of the jokes were hit and miss, but overall the movie delivered on most of the punchlines. “21 Jump Street” combines elements of comedy with action and should be a hit for everyone.

By Rebekah Bremer
rebekah.bremer.09@cnu.edu

I went in to “21 Jump Street” thinking it would be funny, but probably full of boy-humor. I was pleasantly surprised when the movie turned out to be hilarious, without too many gross-out gags.

What made it sparkle was the movie’s ability to make fun of itself and the entire film industry. Ice Cube put it best when he made a statement in the film about reviving old things from the 80s,because no one has imagination to create new ideas and they’re hoping nobody will notice that fact. “21 Jump Street” is exactly that—a revamp of a TV series from the ‘80s, though the movie is a comedy while the show was more dramatic.

The premise is simple: Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are two screw-up cops who get sent to the undercover unit and are forced to go back to high school to try and bust a drug ring. Tatum was popular in high school but ends up being a nerd in the modern day because his ideas of cool are completely outdated. Hill was a nerd who is now cool, because in today’s time it’s okay to be smart and environmentally friendly. The antics and attitudes of immature high schoolers end up getting to them, costing them their jobs and causing them to almost blow the operation. The plot

climaxes at—you guessed it—prom. A massive drug deal is going down at the prom and Hill and Tatum are there to try and stop it. There is also a surprise cameo appearance by veteran “21 Jump Street” actors Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise.

This is a perfect date movie for a couple looking for a film they both will enjoy—it’s funny for both genders. The movie’s humor relied mostly on its making fun of itself, as well as the genres of action and high school dramas. Every cliché that could possibly be employed was, and it worked perfectly. There was the typical parents-out-of-town party, geeks vs. popular kids and prom, as well as a funny gag on explosions, a stretch-limo car chase, Jonah Hill in tights as Peter Pan and Channing Tatum looking adorable in a potassium-themed sweater. While admittedly parts of the movie were exceptionally cheesy, especially the end, that was the whole point. This movie is ridiculous in every capacity and I highly recommend you go see it next time you’re looking for an escape from the seriousness of college.

And you don’t need to be single or taken—there are plenty of toys, creams and fun for both. One thing is for certain—these parties are for girls only. Just because you may purchase something that will make him ridiculously happy and pleased doesn’t mean he has to be there.

Many guys I have talked to have asked, “What do you girls do, pass around a bunch of vibrators?” Well, yes—but that’s not all. A sex toy party is fun and uncensored—it can sometimes even feel like your very own little Sex and the City episode where you discuss sex explicitly and openly with friends.

Traditionally, these parties include games where you get to learn fun and dirty things about your closest girlfriends. Usually these games end with a prize, which could be a door prize or a sample size of one of the consultant’s popular products. A consultant—I personally consider them kind of sexperts—is involved in the business of selling sex toys and other sexual play or feminine products.

Much like Mary Kay cosmetics, Avon cosmetics or any other sell-it-yourself products, a consultant puts forth the money to buy her “kit” of products and catalogs. You notify a consultant when you want to hold a party (typically at your place, since we’re talking dirty talk). This is how the consultant makes money (from selling the products) and usually if you sign up to have the party hosted at your home you can even cash in some money too—or free product!

There’s nothing to be intimidated about though, ladies. Even if you’re a virgin, there’s fun for you, too. Besides games, the consultant will discuss and typically let you test out (whether this be see, touch, taste or smell) some of her most popular products—which can range from makeup, shaving gel, lotions and creams, oils, lubricants, handcuffs and, yes, vibrators too.

Some products even work with your natural scent—your pheromones. If you’re more of a mild type of girl, there are plenty of bath, beauty and bedroom accessories that you don’t have to hide in the back of your sock drawer!

The options of products to purchase are endless and can appeal to women who are innocent and sweet or who like to get down and dirty in the bedroom. If there is a product you are particularly interested in, the consultant may have it in their kit with them and be able to pass around flavored lotions or scented creams for you to try before committing to buying As far as toys specifically, you may get to hold it—but obviously, you will not be able to take it for a test drive.

Typically, you will place your order for any products at the end of the party in confidentiality with the consultant only. Prices for products can range from $10 to more than $100, and some consultants will have monthly specials, such as deals during February for Valentine’s Day naughtiness.

Besides fun and games, sex toy parties can be very informative and can teach women a lot about sexual health. For instance, some lubricants can deteriorate the material that some vibrators are made of. You can also learn about what’s normal (and abnormal) with your body and how you can reach “the Big O” if that’s still foreign to you.

These parties may also give you more information about foreplay methods or sexual positions. Most consultants are trained in sexual health, so this is also a great time to ask any questions that may be embarrassing in any other context. At the least, you may find out some embarassing or dirty stories that your girlfriends have experienced—and who doesn’t love that?

Next time your girlfriend decides to have a sex toy party, take a walk on the wild side and go—if for nothing else, go for the free cocktails and food—assuming your friend is a good hostess to her guests of course.

These events are great for bachelorette parties, birthdays or just bonding time with your best girlfriends. These parties promote safe sex and monogamous relationships and have tons of tips on intimacy.

There’s nothing to be afraid of with sex toy parties, and who knows, you may even find out that you have a curious, sexual side you never knew about.

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The CNU men’s tennis team defeated Methodist University 7-2 on April 7. It was CNU’s senior night and the energy on the courts was high.

“It is a celebration of what we have accomplished at CNU and the fact that all of the parents came really means a lot,” said senior Gian Heyer.

However, as international students Heyer, from Switzerland, as well as Matt King, from Australia, were unable to have their mothers there, so they recorded a video message to tell them that they miss and love them and were going to win for them.

The matches carried this high intensity from the start. In the doubles match played by King and his partner Eric Shulman, one of the opposing players called the ball out in the middle of a long rally — after returning the shot. Angry, Shulman and King gained even more energy and went on to win the game. At one point, King hit an overhead with so much power that when the Methodist player jumped to return the shot, his racket flew out of his hand and off the court. Fired up for the rest of the set, the two went on to win 8-1, loudly cheering each other on the whole time.

“Our styles of play are very cohesive and mend together well. We pump each other up and always have great energy,” said King.

The Captains went on to win in doubles 2-1, with Heyer and Joey Manilla also capturing an 8-1.

The energetic atmosphere continued throughout singles. Number one seed Shulman was all over the court, still fired up from the doubles match. Moving fast and committing to each shot, Shulman defeated his opponent 6-1 in the first set.

In the second set, his opponent started to taunt Shulman and would make comments after most shots. Annoyed, Shulman gained even more energy and in one of the last plays brought the player to the net and slammed an overhead shot past him. “That’s really good,” said the other player, to which Shulman replied, “I know.”

Shulman went on to win 6-1 in the next set as well.

On court two, where number two seed Heyer was playing his match, the energy was high as well. At one point, hitting a good shot in the second set, Heyer yelled, “Come to court two, it’s where the party’s at!”

Heyer’s match was full of long rallies, with both players hitting low fast shots to the back court, however Heyer had more stamina and went on to win 6-3 in the first set and 6-0 in the second.

“The fact that it was my last match at CNU (helped me to win). The atmosphere was different and it gave me a lot of energy,” said Heyer.

King, playing number three seed, also won his match, 6-4 in the first set and 7-5 in the second. His games were close, and both coaches and players were on the edge of the bleachers or behind the fence watching and cheering him on.

“Our team spirit really helped  and all of the support from the fans and parents; the atmosphere was excellent,” said King.

Throughout the match, in both doubles and singles, it seemed as if CNU had more energy than Methodist University.

“We have all been working on our fitness and practicing all week in preparation of this game. It was a huge game for us because MU is one of our top rivals,” said King.

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As the race for the 2012 presidential election heats up, another campaign is going strong in Virginia. Sen. Webb chose not to run for re-election to the Senate, leaving the seat open for new blood. Former Govs. George Allen and Timothy Kaine are battling it out to work in Washington, D.C. alongside current Senator Mark Warner. Kaine’s campaign is garnering a mass of support as he holds rallies in Virginia.

Senior Jake Evans, who is chairman for the York-Poquoson Democratic Committee, is working to spread the campaign to Christopher Newport University’s campus. He said that he was contacted by the committee to join the campaign.

“With Tim Kaine it was easy to say yes. He’s awesome. Especially as a college student, to not support Time Kaine would be crazy in my mind,” said Evans. “He’s the only one—between him and George Allen—that’s fought for higher education. It makes it easy.”

Evans is hoping to spread awareness of Kaine’s campaign and get his fellow college students involved in the process.

“Once we get the word out that he’s actually running, we’ll build from there and start hopefully holding meetings and getting literature out there, seeing if we can get some volunteers on campus to help with the campaign,” said Evans. “That’s really the key thing, you know. We need college-aged kids, like ourselves, to show their support. He’s had our backs, so hopefully we can have his back and help him and volunteer and reach out to voters.”

Kaine has already held rallies in Richmond, Norfolk, Northern Virginia and Charlottesville. He plans to continue touring the state, pushing his economic plan. He has been joined by Warner for many of his rallies. According to the Washington Post, Kaine’s economic plan includes “increasing access to capital, changing the tax code, closing tax loopholes and allowing tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans to expire.”

Another important issue for Kaine is education. He believes part of the solution to fixing the economy is offering kids better education.

“Whether it’s early childhood education, smart thinking about how ‘No Child Left Behind’ can be revised or reauthorized, more work on college affordability so it’s not so expensive or—a passion of mine—broader career and technical education…the driving force is we’ve got be the most talented place on Earth,” Kaine told the Washington Post.

Evans said that Kaine’s passion for better education is a big reason he supports him.

“I would say that’s my main reason, and I think a lot of people our age, that’s going to be their main reason,” Evans said. “A lot of times when it comes to college kids, the biggest question they have is ‘Are they going to fight for college accessibility, the ability to pay?’ and like I’ve said, Time Kaine is the only candidate, between him and George Allen, that has done something for our education.”

Evans also cited a 2008 bond that Kaine backed, which helped fund the construction of CNU’s Mary Brock Forbes Hall.

“Without Tim Kaine, we wouldn’t have Forbes Hall,” said Evans. “So in a local perspective and CNU perspective, every time I walk past Forbes Hall, I think about Tim Kaine. That’s going to be an easy way for me to tell people ‘Support Tim Kaine,’ because he’s got our back.”

Senior Dani Berrane, a self-declared Libertarian, also had an opinion on Kaine’s campaign for the Senate.

“We could say that we have a good history of governors having success as senators from Virginia,” said Berrane. “I have high hopes, and I hope that he can actually get Congress moving instead of this stalemate we’re having.”

On April 20, James City County is having a banquet where Kaine will make an appearance and speak to the crowd.

Tickets for the event are $40 for students, and Evans encourages anyone interested to come out for it.

Students looking to volunteer for the Kaine campaign can contact Evans by email at jake.evans.08@cnu.edu.